gerb

One gram of marijuana

Yo im just gonna buy a gerb to smoke

by Tre-Deuce October 18, 2006

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Ass Gerbil

small fuzzy creature (often slimy) who spawns from one's anal reigon. these "ass grebils" are often the cause of prolonged constipation. however these rectal-rodents can be excreted and usually are.

*how to know that YOUR ass gerbil has been ejected*

1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scrap your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress

boy1:"wow! my very first ass gerbil!"
boy2:"cool! what color is yours?"
boy1:"orange and red!"
boy2:"wow! mine is green!"

by sigmund the dephacate May 8, 2006

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gerben

(Noun) A male person who always does his dirty laundry at his mom's place.

"Damn he is a real Gerben..."

That guy is a real Gerben.

by The factinator April 3, 2015

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Garber

a Garber is one who rocks out with their cocks out. also known as cradle robber (i.e. see ludt)
2. a wise and noble clerk. 3. bloodline of royalty with a "magic" stick.

a shrewd administrative sensed being who comes from a long line of royalty. Legend has it that a true "Garber" is know for robbing cradles and ruling with a "magic" stick.
Ageless and timeless being

by wangus maximus 1 February 1, 2008

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Gerb

A word Defined by 2 High school students referring to a guy with a relatively small penis. The term "Gerb" is short for Gerber. Gerber is used as a baby food brand name. Therefore, Gerb means a person with a Baby sized Dick.

Person A. Why is that kid so down and depressed?
Person B. Oh him? I heard he got that Gerb.

Person with Gerb: "I got that Big Meat!"
Associates: "Shut up Gerb."

by Some kid in High School November 5, 2012

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