Electric guitar

an instrument you strum or finger the strings to make a legendary sound that can be altered in the slightest way to suit you and the way you like the sound
person 1: listen to me play my Electric guitar.

person 2: turn it down!!!!!!

person 1: -_-
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Dick Guitar

dick guitar, jamming out on your peepee. dick guitar is when your most likely pissed on some of that firebreath that your like "eey fuck it, im gonna play guitar on my wang hole" 'day later your sore because you needed it to sleep.
Dick guitar: man im at my peak i might as well job it off for the night,.. time to jam down a solo for bed.
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voice guitar

When one uses his voice to try and imitate a guitar solo, normally when alone or completely jamming out.
Bryan- "Dude, i walked into Dylan's room yesterday and he was totally jamming out to freebird with his voice guitar"

David- "No way man...I heard he has a really bad voice guitar"
by stankeyb0201 August 11, 2009
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Defrancesco Guitar

Born as the house brand of guitars out of east coast custom guitar shop - Sixx Gun Music. In 2009, owner Daniel Francesco Margasa coined the brand, and had a well known Korean manufacturer build the guitars. Defrancesco guitars are built on the very same CNC machines as many of the world famous brands you have come to know and love. These guitars are built using quality fine woods such as Mahogany, Alder, Ash, and Basswood. Defrancesco guitars come in all popular styles including bolt-on, neck-thru, and semi-hollowbody. These instruments have been in mass production since 2010, and have been a steady seller through their store of origin "Sixx Gun Music".
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by knowledge_gal February 10, 2014
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Guitar Zero

Bro, seriously, you're such a guitar zero
by Dylan684 August 11, 2010
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Guitar Hero

The most utterly absurd, profoundly lame and spectacularly inaccurate emulation of a real world activity, ever.
Steve: "Hey, I feel like a total fraud playing this Guitar Hero game."

Joe: "You are."

Steve: "It's fun though."

Joe: "Well, lots of things are fun, and most of them don't make you look like a complete fuckwit."

Steve: "Hahaha. Good call."
by John "The Axe Man" Doe March 13, 2008
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Guitar Hero

It's a game with a toy, plastic guitar that has a few brightly colored buttons on the toy fretboard. If someone just wants to play Guitar Hero for the fun of it sometimes, then that's fine. But if a person is playing it all the time, they should devote themselves to a more meaningful activity...like learning to play a real guitar. Playing a real instrument is a lifelong skill and asset. Playing Guitar Hero too much is just a waste of time, because sooner or later it will become dated and uncool.
Person 1: Dude, I am so good at Guitar Hero.

Person 2: I play a real electric guitar. I suggest you try it. You can buy a starter pack with everything you need for about $100 and teach yourself. It's actually worth while.

Person 2: Good idea!

Person 3: I play Guitar Hero sometimes, but not too much. And I don't have the time to learn a real instrument.

Person 1: Okay, enjoy Guitar Hero then.
by Real Guitarist and Bassist March 15, 2008
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