Fireman’s Gift

n. A big, fat, long hose packed tightly in a red Speedo.

I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a fireman’s gift.

by Word Doctor 1 October 29, 2021

gift poo

When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run

I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.

by Koi292229 September 07, 2015

Gift Narc

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.

During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.

by bonafied cracker December 28, 2011

Gods gift

A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.

A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess

I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....

Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????

Yeah he said he found the one...

by The freshness April 29, 2021

hit gift

When an abuser gives a gift in an attempt to make up for an instance of abuse. The victim takes this as an apology or promise of change and things go back to normal, with normal being a short period of time until the abuse happens again.

Nita: Carlos just bought me this car! Look, Girls!
Sasha: That new black car, matches your black eye.
Stacey: Another hit gift, huh?

by Ellebeedub June 10, 2019

Gifted Bee

A bee that’s been gifted in the game of bee swarm simulator. It grants additional buffs, for example a brave bee who gets one attack power when gifted.

I wanted to hatch a good Gifted Bee with this star egg, but instead got Gifted Brave Bee! Bruh!

by defined.com November 24, 2022

gifted abby

I LOVE YOU QUEEN PLS DATE ME 🙏🙏 WE CAN LISTEN TO INDIE MUSIC AND BE LESBOS TOGETHER

me: gifted abby ily

abby: me too, because i’m god and super nice to everyone because i’m god

by i love costa March 08, 2021