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Furniture Orgasm

A furniture orgasm is when a sales person gets an orgasm from new furniture and/or new fabrics that they receive from furniture manufactures.
Susan and Brendon both had furniture orgasms when they saw the new furniture and fabric that was going to be put on the showroom floor.
by TheFurnitureGal May 21, 2011
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Dick Furnace

A sexually transmitted disease, similar to herpes, caused by the extreme heat of metal crafting. Can only be treated by coming into contact with Vagina Ocean or Fire Extinguisher Ass.

synonyms: flaming cock, fire penis, steamballs, gonna-sypha-herpilitis, wiener inferno.
antonyms: vagina ocean, waterfall cunt, ice twat, turkey
Guy 1: Dude, today my dick furnace flared up so bad, my dick started shooting fire and now I have a hole in my pants.

Guy 2: Well, I heard there are some girls at BH with Vagina Ocean. Maybe you should go fuck one of them. Be sure to get some doggy style on the side of the road while you're at it.
by Wompy W. Womperson April 27, 2011
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move furniture

To have sex with a large woman.
"Did you move furniture last night?"

"Yeah, I fucked a human couch."
by leRayMoo September 19, 2014
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Furnillo

Furnillo; Randy gay sex between two humans.
I had the best furnillo ever last night.
by Rosalie July 26, 2004
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licking furniture

The act of oral sex between two females.
Lori really likes when Jess licks her furniture.

Both of them enjoy licking furniture.
by tes272 August 14, 2014
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Patty O'furniture

Patty O'furniture is the owner of a kickass woodworking business called Patty O'concepts that makes sweet American and Texas flags out of wood and can be found on facebook.
Did you hear that Patty O'furniture started a business called Patty O'concepts?

I just bought a massive custom made flag from Patty O'furniture and it's badass!
by TXsoldier429 December 20, 2016
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furniture salesperson

A poor bastard who sales furniture, lamps, recliners and bedding. One who lies to people about their taste in home furnishings. A person who listens to constant whinning about prices, listens to rambling about a house decore they don't give a shit about. When this simpleton finally closes the sale the buyer immediately begins to complain about the product.
A furniture salesperson might have to view buggars on the bottom of a recliner brought in for repair, might be exposed to the piss on mattress sent back to the store.
The furniture salesperson is always nice at work and a real ass hole at home. They have held as long as they can!
customer= JUST LOOKING!
furniture Salesperson- can I help you find something
customer- do you have a floral camel back sofa up on legs, maybe one you repoed. My credit ain't so good. Do you guys have 12 month same as cash?
furniture Salesperson- No we only sale new furniture, have you tried the flea market or a yard sale?
by mannman November 10, 2009
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