Freshington

a word used to describe a "fresh" cute, hot, gorgeous, beautiful, phenomenal, cool, female girl seen around college campus' looking prime for getting to know due to her physical attributes presented weekly.

Guy 1: Did you see that cute lauren girl?
Guy 2: Who you talking about?
Guy 1: The freshington wearing the blue shirt.
Guy 2: Ohh... Nice!

by T-Rex545 November 17, 2009

freshmore

A student in his/her second year of high school who has failed too many classes to be considered a sophomore.

"Dale's a ninth-grader? I know I saw him around last year."
"Yeah, he's a freshmore."

by CWall55 February 6, 2007

freshman Ferrari

A school bus. So called because in high school most of its passengers are freshmen, and because it is considered to be very uncool, unlike a fancy sports car like a Ferrari. Also called tart cart, yellow limousine, cheese wagon and loser cruiser.

Little brother: "Hey, sis, can I get a ride home from you?"

Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."

by PMax January 11, 2009

Freshtables

A slang term for "Fresh Vegetables" commonly found in the produce section of a grocery store or organic market.

Let's get some freshtables while we're at Publix

by palinisfailin December 27, 2008

freshophile

an older student, often a senior in high school or college who hits on all the freshman and tries to hook up with them

like Chuck Bass in the first season of Gossip Girl when he goes after Jenny.
That Chuck Bass is such a freshophile for going after Jenny and all the freshman girls!

by BrainyMay April 16, 2009

Freshly brewed pot of win

A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.

Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?

Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?

Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.

by UCtechnique December 10, 2010

Freshmire

To pull a Freshmire is to ruin a funny joke or conversation by saying something irrelevant or stupid.

Friend One- Did you watch Family guy last night?
Friend Two- Yeah when stewie beat the hell out of brian for his money?
Friend One- Yeah man when he beat him with the golf club i about lost it!
Friend Two- I know or with the flame Thrower!
Friend Three- Hahahaha yeah like George Clooney!
Friend One- Omfg you just pulled a Freshmire
Friend Two- jesus christ i forgot what i was laughing about.

by Antonio32hundred January 24, 2011