Brewin' a fresh pot

The point in time where you realize that you'll need to take a dump in the next 5 to 10 minutes. About the same amount of time it takes to brew a fresh pot of coffee.

"Hey man, I gotta get going."
"Already?"
"Yeah, I'm brewin' a fresh pot."

by MikeBinIL April 17, 2009

freehole

n. An incarcerated prisoner who performs sexual favors for free and/ or for pleasure

by Andy Roblee October 15, 2003

FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)

The tendency to jump on someone new who is decently attractive, or just a member of the opposite sex, upon their entrance or introduction. FMS is found in both genders but much more prevalent in males, those with it can easily be spotted in internet chatrooms, forums, bars and/or any type of group gathering scene.

Upon the entrance of a new female into a chatroom, suddenly all the idle male chatters begin chatting with her. Trying to score brownie points with her by pretending to be concerned or interested in what she has to say.

by Anghang May 5, 2004

fresh lesh

18 year old who died from a drunk driving accident in Akron Ohio, he was driving over 100 MPH and rolled the car. He died at 6:32 AM April 17, 2005

JDL
1986-2005
R I P

Did yall hear bout fresh lesh?

by buddahlova May 5, 2005

Fresh Fries

Fries fresh right out of the fryer.

Customer: Lemme have some fresh fries with that.

Cashier: Here you go sir.

Customer: No, I said FRESH fries fool! Get me some fresh fries.

by King Tate January 5, 2009

bend a fresh biscuit

To slay a goose (ie take a poo)

Get patches out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt.

by Turtle and Dano-the-Mano October 13, 2004

fresh to death

a term used to describe something that is so good it is inexplainable.

my goodness, that is fresh to death my negro brederin!

by bob the PIMP June 22, 2004