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San Francisco ferris wheel 

A group of 10 or more homosexuals daisy chained dick to ass in a circle while dancing the bunnyhop, or any other follow-the-leader type dance. Usually involves copious amounts of hallucinogens, jam bands, and hippie events without state funded supervision.
If you get lost near Haight-Ashbury on acid, watch out you don't get wrangled into a San Francisco ferris wheel like what happened to Ralph. It's been three weeks and he's still sore.

or

Hippie guy: "Dude, I was at burning man, man. I got involved in a San Franciso ferris wheel. It was like, soooo liberating for my ass, man.."

White collar: "Say,you sound like a guy who likes to try new things. Would you be interested in helping us with some tests? We'd pay you.."

San Francisco Syndrome 

A condition affecting many heterosexual males living within major urban centers such as San Francisco, USA and Vancouver, Canada that have demographics of both a disproportionately high population of gay men and a disproportionately high ratio of single women over single straight men.

With such demographics ostensibly in their favor, a surprisingly small number of single straight men in such centers take pleasure in the availability of so many single women.

Rather, the single straight males afflicted with the San Francisco Syndrome become intimidated, resentful and reclusive, refusing to socialize in such demographics, preferring to remain at home playing with their remote controls.

This leads to the single women becoming more and more independent, more friendly with gay men, and generally (if not totally content) far more prepared to remain single.

Which in turn leads to a further schizm with the absent single males, often leading to their feelings of general insecurity, misogyny and homophobia.

The result is the three most prominent social groups found in such cities: gay men, their single women friends and the absentee, almost invisible single straight males.
It sure is great for us girls to get out of the city once in a while. Not only do we get to breathe in some healthy, clean country air, but we can also finally meet some self-confident, sexy straight single men who aren't suffering from the San Francisco Syndrome.
San Francisco Syndrome by Juniper V November 23, 2009

San Francisco 

A masterpiece. Frisco's got the best hobos.
Me: Hey, hobo, got change for a dollar?
Hobo: Sure DO, madam! *hackcough*
San Francisco by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

San Francisco 

Filter city on the west coast of the United States that absorbs most of the homos, pretentious assholes, red light runners, Prius drivers, hippies, foodies, asians and run away teens thereby making other cities west of the Rockies more livable.
Thank you San Francisco for giving the homeless a place to live other than Modesto.
San Francisco by doc yamamoto November 6, 2009

San Francisco Steambath 

An explosive diarrhea bowel movement in the outdoors, preferably over a pile of snow in the dead of winter.
Pull over by that snow pile. I gotta take a San Francisco Steambath

san francisco rumbler 

When you vibrate your hand some intense on a girl's vagina it's like a god damn earthquake.
"I was with Sally last night and I gave her the San Francisco Rumbler"