Fossilbook

Noun - the slang name commonly given to Facebook upon the discovery that over half of the users are now age 35+

Oh my god, I saw that picture of your new orthotic shoes on your Fossilbook profile!

by Russ68 June 16, 2011

Fossier

A person who fears being eaten by cannibals.

Don't be a fossier, the people in that village are very friendly.

by RandyRuckus March 8, 2013

Fossical Media

Media that old people (or fossils) use instead of social media. Like pen and paper and newspapers.

My grandpa only uses fossical media.

by Kikipuff March 1, 2015

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2019

Trick Fossil

Any item, be it clothing, undergarments, or jewelry, left at a fraternity or similar college house after a night of debauchery and smushing.

"I need to go pick up some frat water, but I'm gonna run this trick fossil by a pawn shop first"

by Andrew Fyfe November 17, 2009

Future Fossil

Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.

"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."

by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009

fossil

a fossil is a disabled person, however even if they have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have them!

person 1: “are u disabled?”
person 2: “yes i’m a fossil but even though i have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have me!”

by the.curry.fossil April 28, 2020