fentanyl folding

Verb. The act of standing while barely awake after intentionally using a considerable amount of fentanyl. Individuals in the act are difficult to rouse and may wobble and lean up against objects for support as they experience their high. Most easily observed in cities with high amounts of functionally-unrestricted drug use, such as Seattle and San Francisco.

Child: Daddy, why is that man just standing there? He looks so tired!
Father: It’s impolite to stare at people! Let’s keep going and mind our own business.
Father internally: Really? Fentanyl folding? C’mon, man!

by Che Criollo September 22, 2023

Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.

Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?

by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024

Fent Folding

The act of folding in half, typically along the waist, while nodding off from the use of illicit drugs such as fentanyl or tranq

Look at those addicts on the street! That one's fent folding!

by Bauxer May 9, 2024

Mirror Forcing

1)When someone forces their opinions of a body that they want to see on another(ex.wanting one to lose/gain weight, or look a certain way, how they’d look in a ‘mirror’)

“Miranda is ‘mirror forcing’ her daughter, she wants her to lose weight for a tv show role”

by ND1299338 March 17, 2025

Fallacy Forging

The act of creating a fabricated or mislabeled logical fallacy and attributing it to your opponent in order to discredit them. This is not simply identifying a real fallacy; it's inventing a non-existent flaw in reasoning, giving it a Latin-ish name, and accusing the other person of committing it. The goal is to weaponize the vocabulary of logic to create a rhetorical "gotcha" that sounds sophisticated but is itself a deceptive construct. It's the equivalent of counterfeit intellectual currency—it looks like a valid critique but is actually a hollow fabrication designed to win points.

Example: "When I pointed out a flaw in his analogy, he shouted, 'That's a classic reductio ad pizza fallacy—you're just reducing my complex argument to a food metaphor!' He'd just forged a fallacy on the spot. There's no such thing, but it sounded academic and shut down the conversation, which was his real goal." Fallacy Forging

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Logic Forging

The deliberate fabrication of a false chain of deductive reasoning, presenting a series of statements that appear to follow formal logical rules but which contain a secretly invented or twisted rule. This creates a simulacrum of a logical proof that "proves" something false. It's like writing a mathematical proof where you quietly redefine what the equals sign means halfway through.

Example: "He forged a logic to prove his conspiracy: 'Premise 1: Powerful people keep secrets. Premise 2: I have a secret. Conclusion: I am powerful. If I am powerful and they are powerful, we are part of the same secret network. QED.' He'd forged a link between trivial and grand secrets, creating a fake logical bridge to inflate his own importance." Logic Forging

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Rationality Forging

Creating a counterfeit version of a rational process—a fake cost-benefit analysis, a rigged Bayesian update, or a distorted decision matrix—where the numbers, probabilities, or utilities are invented or manipulated to justify an irrational desire. It's dressing up a gut feeling or a bias in the ceremonial robes of rational choice theory to make it look dignified and unassailable.

Example: "He forged a rationality to buy the jet ski. His spreadsheet assigned an 85% utility score to 'summer fun,' quantified 'midlife crisis avoidance' as a $5,000 value, and listed the risk of drowning as 'negligible (0.1%).' The output said 'BUY.' It wasn't reasoning; it was a numerically themed birthday wish he'd typed into Excel." Rationality Forging

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026