Lance Flop

Derived from the drug scandal surrounding Lance Armstrong. Combined with the unreliability or dependability of a person, also know as a "flop". Together used to describe an unreliable, unpredictable or undependable person who may or may not be a recreational drug user.

Friend: Yo we should make plans to hang out some time.
Me: Easy there Lance Flop. We both know you just gonna bail.

by Retailprice June 12, 2016

Soggy Flip Flop

When a lady has camel toe whilst wearing a thong and the part between her lips becomes moist.

My missus went to see a strip show last night. When I asked her how it was she said "There were plenty of soggy flip flops".

by ponytrice July 14, 2015

floaters

bits of plasma, protein, or vitreous that are suspended in the vitreous humor (the gelly substance that fills your eye ball)Though they are normal; most people will get them eventually. They can be congential (from birth) or develop (usually as you get older) They are annoying at first, but most people learn to cope with them. They can be best seen on bright days or while looking at a uniform object, such as the sky.

These floaters are distracting me!

by Anand M June 10, 2007

flop

tommyinnit and the rest of the dsmp losers.

homosexual: stan loona
floppyinnit: no
homosexual: ok

*a few days later*

floppyinnit: oh no! i’m homeless!!

this is what happens when you don’t stan loona, you will turn into homenotfound.

by yyizhuo February 20, 2022

flip-flop

adjective: A phrase most commonly used to describe the fluid political positions of former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt Romney.

Gov. Romney has once again demonstrated another flip-flop on the issue of (fill with any political issue).

by Misha A. July 8, 2012

float

A term used in reference to letting someone borrow money from you. See also front and spot.

1. I'll float you the money on that fifth 'till your payday man.

2. Yo dawg, float me some money so I can take shanaynay out on a date and get some tang!

by theSOTC May 13, 2005

Floater

A dead body found in the water.

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008