Fantastic Life

Got eighteen months for espionage
Too much brandy for breakfast
And people tend to let you down
It's a swine.
Fantastic life

Dole penicillin to eastern ching plague-ridden
And one thing I have found
What you cast out will hit back
And a man will find he has to deny his
Fantastic life

Ours is not to look back
Ours is to continue the crack

Met a 54 year old dustbin man
And '48 he'd been in Jerusalem
Sold surplus oil to Arab fighters

For M-cocktails to burn Jewish terrorists
What a turn-up!
Fantastic life

Style's too easy to buy nowadays
And there's interference with the mail
And you just can't get out the words
Some people think if they had a job they'd be well
Now!
A fantastic lie!

The Siberian mushroom Santa
Was in fact Rasputin's brother
And he didst walk round Whitechapel
To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
Fantastic lie!

No lie, friend called David
He said he had a barney on Corporation Street
He said he told the policeman what he really thought
But knowing him I don't believe that crap
A Fantastic lie

And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
About fantastic life

And I just thought I'd tell you
Some fantastic lies

And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you

I walked right (West) round Wakefield Jail
A fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you

by Death Menace February 20, 2023

Factastic

A word used to describe a situation in which a blogger totally destroys a troll's weakass argument by rebutting same with irrefutable facts.

Ann Coulter responded to a leftwing moonbat troll with evidence that completely destroyed his weakass comment. It was factastic!

by canadianbluelemons February 20, 2007

fagtastic

Something u say to some1 u hate to make them think ur complimenting them

it will leave them confuzzled

Tell to faggots

1>I Just got a bag of chips
2>that is pretty fagtastic
1>thank u
2>idiot
1>what did u say
2>nothing

by latinopride1212 June 12, 2007

Plastic Fantastic

someone who is talented or skilled and putting condoms on to the penis of their partner / boyfriend / fuck buddy

you're plastic fantastic babe

by Bulbasaur 3000 June 4, 2010

fagtastical

to be the most faggish of them all

"that boy is so fagtastical he rocks my sox"

by CheckersX April 21, 2007

fantastic game

When chatting with a girl at a bar or a party, attempting to say the word "fantastic" as many times as possible in normal conversation before she notices.

Alternatively, a variation of this game involves going up to a girl, staring at her chest, and saying "fantastic fantastic fantastic..." as many times as possible before getting punched in the face.

"Did you see Ace play the fantastic game with that chick at Roscoe's last night? He must've dropped at least 20 fantastics before she walked away."

"FANTASTIC FANTASTIC FANTA --- BAM!"

by Destroyer of Mortals April 13, 2009

fantastical

a word that describes something that is beyond fantastic, it can only be use in a satyrical fashion or when a person feels to lethargic to actually say fantastic

JJ: I just got myself a wig for that KISS concert next month.
Jeremy: That's fantastical......

by mr.fantastical September 7, 2009