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FLACtastic 

(adj.)

1. Used to describe something that was done in a way that could not be succeeded even after the views of many people pointing to a successor.

2. Used to describe something that is so far beyond perfect that no other word, made up or not, could describe the ultimate pleasure of having such a thing in one's life.



EXAMPLES:

1. "Wow...this Slayer CD is amazing. The lyrics--the way the songs flow, and how every part makes sense, and is there for a reason, unlike St. Anger--this CD is just about perfect...maybe even FLACtastic..."

2. "Mom! I'm going out to catch the bus!"

"Okay, dear! Have a good day at school! While you're gone, I'm going to have a near-FLACtastic time with your husband!"

3. "DUDE! I got this amazing game for the Wii! You're not going to believe it!"

"Really? That's a kickass game you have. What did those professional game reviewers rate it?"

"FLACtastic."

"OH MY FUCKING GOD. I MUST PLAY THAT GAME NOW. If such a game is really FLACtastic, there's no way I could feel a more negative emotion toward it than a lossless, endless worship!"
FLACtastic by King Sticks January 8, 2008
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Fabtastic 

A feeling that represents something fabulous while making you feel fantastic.
Leftover bbq drunk at 2am on Sunday is fabtastic.
Fabtastic by DeeDick July 5, 2019

Fantastic Four

The most fantastic part of women: 2 boobs + left & right ass cheek.
Look at the fantastic four on that chick!
Fantastic Four by anteater97 August 14, 2014

Big V The Fantastic Spartan 

Big Vic The Spartan was a fantastic Spartan who fought alongside Jesus Montiel Christ aka Jesus Christ against the Athenian Army who was led by Big Vic's brother, Big Vic the Athen. Big Vic the Athen had allies such as Nicholas Gurr and Pedro The Persian who is later revealed to be Pedro Basim. Big Vic is friends with Captain A. Beard and is the long lost brother of Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto.
You're such a Big V The Fantastic Spartan, you can wipe out an entire army

Fantastic Four

Four males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be sexually pleasurable or an act of punishment.
John: So Ashley do you want me and the boys give you a Fantastic Four.

Ashley: OMG, like totally
Fantastic Four by Big Red 78 March 14, 2011

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

faptastic 

Said when you see a hot girl (or even just a picture) that makes you want to drop and unload. Can also be used as an adjective for a hot girl. Also see fap.
Oh. My. God. She is so faptastic!
faptastic by MoonKnight November 24, 2002