The Filipino Work Boot is a lewd act involving the act of ejaculating into a shoe, slipper, or otherwise foot holding device. It is extremely hilarious, and should be performed at least three times a week for good measure.
"Man, Tim was pissed when he put on his moccasins and found out I had given him a Filipino Work Boot"
"Wow, you are awesome and not fat at all!"
"Wow, you are awesome and not fat at all!"
by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010
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Girl 1: "My boyfriend pulled the Angry Dragon on me last night."
Girl 2: "Well knowing you, you had to have pulled the Filipino Vacuum right after right?"
Girl 1: "Of course I did!"
Girl 2: "Well knowing you, you had to have pulled the Filipino Vacuum right after right?"
Girl 1: "Of course I did!"
by Madame.Kamae February 24, 2011
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1. Filipinos are citizens that originate from the Philippines, an archipelago part of the Polynesian/Pacific Islands. The Aboriginals were primarily subjugated by the Spanish and Americans (as well as numerous others) for centuries resulting in a mixed race similar to how modern day Mexicans (Mestizos) are today. They have little in common with the East Asian races such as Chinese, Japanese, or Koreans in terms of language and culture and identify themselves more with American culture. However they can often be found in these countries working as prostitutes or maids/nurses and sending money back to their families not unlike Filipino migrants in America.
2. Filipino-American descendants are often confused of their national heritage. This can be summed up into three groups. The first group is that of the urban/hip-hop cultures. Here they dress like African-American rap/movie stars and attempt to adopt an African-American culture. The second group is those who claim to be Asian. These confused individuals are often the loudest to cry “Asian Pride,” when no other Asian groups would do so, in an attempt to force people into thinking that they are Asian. The third group is Homosexuals. The Filipino family has a strong matriarchal leadership; this means that the males are often the weaker of the two sexes. Curiously, a large amount of male Filipinos are gay as evidenced in West Hollywood and the rest of the United States, where Filipino populations are greater.
3. Filipinos love money. They will marry anyone or do anything (including selling their own kids into prostitution) as long as they can get rich. Then they take that money and send it back to their families in their THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. This allows their families to build houses out of bricks instead of mud and sticks. It also helps them support their huge families, as a typical Filipino family will have several children but not necessarily from the same father/mother.
4. Filipinos are devoutly Catholic as evidenced by their celebrations. They do not follow Eastern philosophies or religions (such as Buddhism or Taoism), instead adhering to what they learned from their Spanish conquerors. The Filipino language also borrows heavily from Spanish and English. For example “Hello” is “Hola” “Money” is “Peso.”
2. Filipino-American descendants are often confused of their national heritage. This can be summed up into three groups. The first group is that of the urban/hip-hop cultures. Here they dress like African-American rap/movie stars and attempt to adopt an African-American culture. The second group is those who claim to be Asian. These confused individuals are often the loudest to cry “Asian Pride,” when no other Asian groups would do so, in an attempt to force people into thinking that they are Asian. The third group is Homosexuals. The Filipino family has a strong matriarchal leadership; this means that the males are often the weaker of the two sexes. Curiously, a large amount of male Filipinos are gay as evidenced in West Hollywood and the rest of the United States, where Filipino populations are greater.
3. Filipinos love money. They will marry anyone or do anything (including selling their own kids into prostitution) as long as they can get rich. Then they take that money and send it back to their families in their THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. This allows their families to build houses out of bricks instead of mud and sticks. It also helps them support their huge families, as a typical Filipino family will have several children but not necessarily from the same father/mother.
4. Filipinos are devoutly Catholic as evidenced by their celebrations. They do not follow Eastern philosophies or religions (such as Buddhism or Taoism), instead adhering to what they learned from their Spanish conquerors. The Filipino language also borrows heavily from Spanish and English. For example “Hello” is “Hola” “Money” is “Peso.”
Is that person Mexican? No s/he is Filipino. That's interesting, why do they have Hispanic last names?
So what does s/he do? S/he is a nurse. Oh, I could have guessed that, s/he is Filipino afterall.
So what does s/he do? S/he is a nurse. Oh, I could have guessed that, s/he is Filipino afterall.
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After Ryan and I played Racket&Clank, we determined Fillipino Chicken Bust is the dumbest game ever invented
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<< nigga, dont touch me, or else i'll slap you with my FILIPINO cock >>
<< nigga, dont touch me, or else i'll slap you with my FILIPINO cock >>
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Get the filipino mug.Filipinos- Are a tiny civilization of dog eaters who marry foreigners to burden them with their family. The Filipino woman and Man will breed non-stop, even If they live under a bridge. They also Live in Graveyards. The Filipino is often so poor, that they buy a food that is made from the waste found in trash cans. A disgusting people. A little people. A rude people. A smelly people. They will bring food to Work when their boxer Emmanuel Dapidran "Manny" Pacquiao Wins, but will call in sick when he loses. Amazing how bad of drivers they are. A people full of crab mentality. Will ostracize other Filipino's for not being Filipino enough.
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