4 definitions by asian4hire

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Juanita: Have you ever tried Mexican cum guzzling

Gina: No. Why?
Juanita: I heard it feels amazing.

Gina: Wouldn't it hurt?
Juanita: Yes, but I'm still willing to try it.
by asian4hire December 06, 2016
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A shit either taken by a person with a Filipino background or a shit containing only Filipino food.
When I came back from that Filipino restaurant downtown I took a Filipino shit
by asian4hire December 01, 2016
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When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast
by asian4hire December 05, 2016
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Hemanga is huuuge fucking nerd that stays alone in his room, or to him his "Sanctum". Hemanga is rarely seen in public, and it should be consider bad luck if you ever come across one. Hemangas should be considered a big threat; as their balls are the size of tennis balls. If you ever come across one, immediately run away.
"Oh my god, it's Hemanga! He's out of his Sanctum!"
"Everybody run!"
by asian4hire May 03, 2017
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