Fiddling

When you mess around intending to have fun but instead get your ass beat.

Aaron: Dad, Dave is fiddling!
Dad: I’m gonna give him a can of whoop ass

by Beck stewart June 3, 2021

Rusting Fiddles

When you dip your fingers In peanut butter and rub a girl's vagina like you're playing a fiddle.

I'd give you some nice rusting fiddles

by flalfal March 27, 2019

Fiddle-fuck

Noun definition: A gathering of people such as a potluck, that takes place in rural Appalachia.

Verb definition: To goof off, act up, or slack on the job.

Noun: "Barbara and I are having a good, old-fashioned fiddle-fuck this weekend and we'd sure love it if you folks joined us!

Verb: Y'all quit fiddle-fuckin' around and get to work!

by Caloobeous Jones November 1, 2023

Git-fiddle

Another term for the musical instrument guitar. Coined when Jimmy Page played his guitar with a violin bow.

Don't forget your git-fiddle for practice.

by Josh Habberdasher February 14, 2017

Fiddle Foot

A fiddle foot is someone who doesn't let moss gather! They like to wander, travel, explore. They're restless.

My darling sis is quite a fiddle foot, having moved from Philadelphia, to Houston, to Antwerpen.

by well-fed-kitty January 26, 2017

fiddl me diddl

when you’re trying to sound sarcastically like an old person

grandma: wall fiddl me diddl! dis is vunderfull!
grandpa: bah humbug! berry vunverful indeed!

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

Fiddling with the (input*/output*)

Input* meaning the mouth, and output* meaning the anal cavity. A term/phrase relating to oral or anal sex, respectively.

A: I was fiddling with the input on my girlfriend last night.

B: HAH! I know! I was fiddling with her output the other night!

Fiddling with the (input*/output*) can be interchanged anywhere.

by little_hollow March 8, 2023