Fernando

That one kid who ask people how to eat pussy

Fernando: hey leo, unm how do you eat pussy

Leo: idk tell you’re dad.

by WaxKIDFURY November 24, 2019

Fernando

Bitch ass nigga

aye there go that bitch boy fernando

by nigg.tard April 3, 2020

Fernando

1. The universally recognized "F word" 2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion 3. N. a really stupid person 4. V. To procreate 5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion 6. Int. Expresses disgust 7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy 8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent

Fernando you!
I'm so fernandoing horny!
Want to fernando?
What the fernando?
You mother fernando!

by XC Boy August 9, 2010

Fernando

A mario clone. A nintendo old generation gaming character.

Dude: Whos that guy jumping over the turtles and shooting fire from his arms.
Dude 2: Its Fernando

by [e-mail] July 20, 2008

Fernando

Fernando is a good looking guy who is in love with Junior and beats his meat every time he is within 3 feet of women. He likes to team up with a guy name Emiliano and double stuff each other. He also loves to ride that pony ;) he will most likely be bald by the age of 18.

Emiliano: Wow Fernando you know how to ride my pony~
Fernando: I know. Now lets go wank off to James Charels

by kittynipps April 26, 2019

fernandes

Noun: A homosexual union consisting of a large white man and a smaller, submissive Asian man. Note: Can also be used to describe a heterosexual union between a large white man and a smaller asian woman by adding the term "reverse" before the word.

Verb: To violate or dirty in an especially sneaky or painful manner.

Noun: The gay pride parade was especially full of leather-clad fernandes. Or: John Lennon and Yoko Ono are a great example of a reverse fernandes.

Verb: He sure fernandesed the bathroom...I can't believe that the leather couch withstood such a fernandesing...His anus will never be the same after the fernandesing he received.

by Junmaster November 21, 2006

Mr. Fernandes

A guitar teacher that thinks he is the master teacher
solos over other students
gets all the chicks :|
thinks hes steve vai

Student playing with another student and one student is playing rhytm and one student is playing a solo....Mr. Fernandes comes outta fuken nowhere nd starts soloing so loud like a motherfucker in front of an audience

by metallicaowns November 27, 2009