Punchy Facey

A game where two players take turns punching each other in the face until one player gives up (or is knocked out).

Punchy facey is a game best played with someone you dislike intensely.

The key to winning a game of punchy facey is taking the first turn!

I really don't like you Bill - how about a game of punchy facey..... I go first!

by DarkPassenger May 29, 2010

fake deep

'fake deep' is a description equivalent to an overt chauvinistic person. They appear 'smart,' 'educated,' or 'woke' upon first impression but the underlying meanings of their words contradict intent.

"I'm tired of these fake deep people trying to tell people how to live their lives and thinking they have all the answers."
"I hate those fake deep men complimenting / praising women while subliminally laying out rules by which they should look, feel, and act."
"Fake deeps shift stereotypes and simultaneously dehumanize marginalized groups."

by TooWokeForThis March 9, 2016

Fake love

The best bop you will ever heard. Oh the singers are BTS,the legendary kpop band.

Have you listen to the bop of the century, Fake love?!!

by A reckless potato June 6, 2018

fake-n-bake

A person that goes to tanning salons 24/7 and looks like a paper bag: brown and wrinkley.

"I see Mrs. Smith went fake-n-baking again."

by Flori August 21, 2005

fake friend

when someone acts like they like you and they really don't like you and when you found out then Ur going to be sad and depress because you thought you had a best friend(person that you can trust) Ex;tell them Ur secretes and when Ur sad they always help you and stay by Ur side forever.

my friend is mad at me because i called him a name but all the time he calls me stupid and all types of names.so i think my friend is a fake friend

by tyfly03 January 25, 2016

Fake

Patty Callaway

When Patty Callaway doesn’t invite Carson Barrett to a fun party, she talks smack behind his back and is fake.

by Awkwardcarson December 10, 2019

fakefire

a disease that prevents you from being funny

you might find a few fakefire victims on BasilMarket

fakefire victim: i smak dis wimminz so hard n den tomatoto milk fly out of her faec lololo

Psychologist: Oh look, that poor child suffers from fakefire.

Scientist: I concur. That certainly is fakefire syndrome indeed.

George W. Bush: lulz dat faekfire sure is nucularly hilarus

by say hi to basil March 5, 2008