Fake Pahooga-er

A man who disrespects the entire Pahooga-ing community by faking a speedrun world record.
They're usually people who aren't very well known but from recent studies there have been many famous pahooga-ers who have also cheated such as Rouh3ro, Trayvon Triggimus, and Dan1el33.

Person 1 : Hey you heard about Rouh3ro's world record? He's insane!!

Person 2 : Are you fucking stupid? He's literally a Fake Pahooga-er you dumbass nigga.

by Pahooga April 10, 2021

Fake Definition

A term defined on Urban Dictionary that has NEVER been used in that way before. It's not rare to see them as the word of the day, unfortunately. Sometimes, they appear as the first thing you see when you look up a term that has an actual meaning that ISN'T whatever the fake definition says, and sometimes, the specific fake definition has many other people defining the same fake definition.

Examples:

1) Sexual "definitions" that "defines" something that is neither inherently sexual nor used in any sort of sexual term (ex: one of the definitions for downloading)

2) "Definitions" for common real life names (ex: Susan)

3) Inside jokes between like 1 or 2 small friend groups

Jack: Yo Brain let's search up our names on UrbDic to see what kind of fake definitions no-lifes there put as the "definitons" for our names.

Brain: Apparently, they put "a cool and chill introvert" under my name

Jack: Cool. I got "a fuckboy who made so many girls (and boys) lose their virginity".

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

A Fake Smile

AKA: Pan Am smile or Botox smile.

To deliver withering insults with a faux sweet smile. It's a socialized way for high ranking classy women/men who have to refrain from stooping to their haters level when in reality, they're desperately wishing that the person would be decapitated by a flying toilet carrying their own trots and any bullshit that the looseness of their bowels cannot carry.

A fake smile can also be used to replace the middle finger or a punch to the mouth to those who don't seem to understand that you could not care less of what they think of you. Their jealousy is a good indication that you must be an awesome person of the highest calibre to spark such fury, envy and outrage.

by The flying toilet February 7, 2018

Fake Cousin

A term used to describe a relationship based on falseness. Sometimes referred to as FC.

Dat dude wants to be related to me so I call him my 'Fake Cousin' or 'FC'.

by Denmaniac January 5, 2009

Fake Italian

A person who claims to be italian yet has no knowledge of italian culture or the country itself.

Brandon is wearing his italy shirt again.

Aren't his parents from Germany?
Such a Fake Italian.

by Dead_Meme April 16, 2017

Fake and Gay

A phrase often used by people commenting on YouTube videos
meaning:
'I realise that some of the content of this video is not entirely real/true and I am not happy about it.'

Comments
Trollzor : FAKE AND GAY!

n00bz : @Trollzor i agree that this video has not got a

satisfactory amount of realism.

Trollzor : @n00bz ._.

by manicmonster14 February 4, 2012

Fake

Someone who acts fake is someone who talks shit about a certain person, and then when that certain person is around they are nice to them

Becky- I love how last night Tiffany And Devonann were talking shit about Rachel, and now they are over their hugging her and laughing with her.
Stevie- Yeha poor Rachel doesn't know that those bitches are totally fake to her

by Kirk Sobject July 20, 2008