hummus-face

A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.

"<p> sup hummus-face"
"<l> your mothers a whore!"

by koothrappali July 12, 2012

black face mammy

The Black Face Mammy was a very rear breed of a Pitbull type dog that was first discovered in Everett, MA in 1996. The first Black face Mammy to make the News was named FLEX. He has saved his owners life from a fire Feb 14,1998. The Black face Mammy was a fawn colored large dog with a human size head, black mask and featured a strong muscular build weighting in about 135 lbs. at his peak. This very special breed of Dog was an amazing animal that was mostly known for his human like docile personality and large goofy ears, that made his intimidating look desirable.. Unfortunately there hasn't been any Black Face Mammy sited since March 1, 2010. The Black Face Mammy was an Epic breed of Dog that will hopefully come back one day.

We had a Black Face Mammy Dog named Flex that we miss him very much. There will never be another dog like him as I wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for Flex the Black Face Mammy saving my live. He will forever be my Angel and never be forgotten.

by Flex Angel March 11, 2014

North Face Ninja

The description you'd use to describe some chav who hangs out outside Tesco's at 9:30pm, has on a north face cap, north face gloves, a north face jacket, a shitty face mask and a fake pair of 110's.

Mike " Just got me new full north face outfit, gloves hat and everything"
Steve " Christ mike don't go out looking like a north face ninja would you..."

by MccathryTalksAboutChavvyStuff July 6, 2016

Faucet-face

When a person, a female in particular, cries easily because she's sensitive and very sentimental.

Nancy had a faucet-face this morning because her boyfriend surprised her with flowers.

by Babydoll75 February 25, 2019

Popeye Face

Also known as Bells Palsey

Person 1: Hey, I heard you got the COVAIDS jab, sorry about your Popeye face.
Person 2: Mumbles (unintelligible) *Drools white froth from mouth shits and pisses himself*

by Higzy Teflon December 28, 2020

cramp in the face

The lovely look on your face after you wake up

Example A

Bob: Dude, how was last night?!
Bobert: ...it was great until I woke up and discovered her nasty morning cramp in the face.

Example B

Morning time
Jim: Who the heck are you?
Beatrice: Shut up Jim!
Jim: Whoa, it's you Beatrice? You have one gnarly cramp in the face...

by sevenEND September 25, 2010

Banksy's Face

Something that is rare, never seen, or unheard of. Usually regarding to an object or subject that is too cool for school.

"I've never heard this song before... this shit is Banksy's face."

"Yo my new watch is Banky's face."

"You've never seen shoes like these dude. Banky's face bitch!"

by V$A June 22, 2012