fsj

fat suck job! first discovered in the fertile crescent of lake forest by a man named cheeks. who was formerly known as The Pope Buttcheeks I.

"dan got an fsj at the mr. lehigh event and continued to skeet all over the crowd and the competition throughout the event."

by Justy D May 18, 2007

fsp

fuck st pats!

person 1: bro we playing st pats tomorrow at football
person 2: FSP

or

person 1: he's so ugly how does he get all the girls
person 2: FSP

by ST PATS HATER May 17, 2017

fsp

full service provider

Last night I called a FSP to set an appt. It was great, she did it all from sensual touch to Greek, all for a small donation. Awesome

by ParadiseBlue October 26, 2005

fstudying

fake studying; sitting with your books in front of you but really you are on facebook, eating, or talking about other people with your fellow fstudy buddies

i was fstudying all day so i'm probably fucked for the exam

by jla30yrs April 2, 2009

fsaml

Acronym that stands for "Factual Statement about my life"
Used in contexts when the usage of fml, mlia, or lml are not appropriate because you are not using your emotions to make any large generalizations about your life

Me: "I just heard someone knocking on my door, but no one was there. fsaml"
Hot chick:"OMG that is so hot, I always wanted to be with someone who believed in an objective reality and uses reason rather than emotion."

by ALurker January 21, 2010

FSOML

Essentially, Fuck Shit On My Life. Abbreviated to FSOML. Offshoot of FML.

Dude: Man I'm out of beer
Chick: FSOML, I'm gonna need some if we're gonna do this.
Dude: FSOML! WHERE'S THE BEER!?

by SSbeezy January 22, 2010

FSFDCD

Frequently secret Friday date cheat day. This is for a soon-to-be married guy to go out with his mistress at lunch every Friday. It is still in debate that this act is acceptable or not since the guy still single legally and officially

Nguyen go out with his mistress every Friday (FSFDCD) even he will be married in March

by secrect November 14, 2013