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Jack Foster

Jack Foster is the sexy person in the world with the absolute biggest cock.
me: Hi, my names Jack Foster.
Her: OMG! I just came.
by Pemis_pemis June 22, 2021
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Nick Foster

The infamous unfunny man from TikTok who’s penis is somehow smaller than his self-discipline; we think he’s also a pedophile with the amount of teenage girls he duets and rape jokes he makes but eh we’ll know when we see him on the news
Women aren’t funny”
You got that take from Nick Foster didn’t you”
by JaySquared^2 June 19, 2022
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Brian Anthony Foster

A bitch ass nigga who talks shit and has a receding hairline.
He often is called pigeon, he’s gay and his breath fuckin stinks.
That nigga Brian Anthony Foster is a bitch.
by JaylenF February 17, 2019
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foster cock

how one would refer to something they dislike.
by VD-WHiZ August 11, 2003
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Fosting

do you know Fosting site that gives 1gb?
YEAH
by itaylike July 6, 2010
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Jodie Foster

When you vomit into your partners anus, causing them to defecate their fecal matter as well as your own puke back onto your face.
After sex, my girl screamed, "give me a Jodie Foster!"
by Reach Around Sundae June 1, 2009
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Foster

A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.

Other forms:Foster, Fostered, fostering
Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the Christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...

3) Fuck, I just fostered my Myoplex shake all over my denim shorts!!!
by Cy Simon October 4, 2008
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