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Final Fantasy Shrine

Message Board filled with a brutal cross-section of the most obnoxious fankids for the video game series Final Fantasy.

Basically, one gigantic circle jerk of arrogance, elitism and anti-social trolling and terrible, biased moderation staff. The usual clique run nerd-board atmosphere dominated by one or two titanic douchebag trolls that the mods refuse to ban, surrounded by his/her sycophantic and considerably less witty/intelligent post riding followers.

Subjects include and are limited to (all threads include the usual trolling and/or petty garbage associated with anti-social nerds drunk on anonymity):
1. Which game in the series was best/worse.
2. Which member should be banned.
3. How awesome the local asshole/hero is.
4. Obligatory/masturbatory, random, unfunny neckbeards showing off thread.
5. Some variation/combination of the above.

To join, members must possess a majority of these virtues:
1. Arrogance
2. Grammar Nazism (note: "roffle, lawls, and other such mind numbing chat speak are considered acceptable, if written by the more popular losers)
3. Pack mentality/Cliquish-Minded (tri-monthly smirf services to the high post counters are mandatory)
4. The complete inability to communicate with anyone on an adult level, in any situation other than an oppressive clique-driven moderator supported group.
English scientists have proved conclusively that prolonged viewing and participation of Final Fantasy Shrine can actively reduce one's ability to produce coherent thought by .5% each minute of exposure and is so malicious that Darfur has considered it for a homepage.
I found Final Fantasy Shrine accidentally, after perusing the nonsense filled bullshit, I had a hard time standing up. I couldn't do math for about a week.
by Lig Na Baste January 10, 2008
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Fatal G

The weakest link in whatever you do. Having or obtaining a weak spot in your life.
Bro #1: Bro, I totally went for a run and tripped and broke my entire body.

Bro #2: Dude, running is your fatal G.
by headout May 12, 2011
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Beat the Final Boss

Quick masturbation session during a break from, or after a marathon of gaming.
I played World of Warcraft for 8 hours yesterday. I got wired from all caffeine, I had to beat the final boss before I could sleep.
by bruno13069 December 23, 2017
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Final Fantasy

A series of console RPGs developed, published, and released by Square/Squaresoft/Square-Enix. Called "FF" for short. Final Fantasies I, II, and III were released for the NES, with II and III only being released in Japan. FFs IV, V, and VI were on the SNES, with IV being called II and VI being called III in the U.S. for some reason. FF VII, VIII, and IX were all released on the Playstation, and X, X-2, and XI on the PS2. X and X-2 are the only direct sequels in the series, and XI was the first MMORPG released in the series. FF XII will be released in 2006 and XIII will be on the PS3.

Right now, there is a gigantic argument between fans on which game in the series is the best. The two biggest competitors are FFVI and FFVII. The VI fans say it sticks to the roots and that VII is the bastardization of the series by it bringing RPGs into the mainstream, whereas VII fans say it's a fun game and that it was their first RPG. It is the author's opinion that they are both fun games and that both of them are equally liked for different reasons.
I would include the Final Fantasy movie in the definition but it was too horrible to bring up.
by Matt November 20, 2005
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finals

F**K
I'm
Not
Asian
Life
Sucks
asian: hwa eyy a hwo kazika! (asian for "finals are today")

me: dammit. Can we switch brains for the day?

asian: Mwoi how gui-lo! (asian for "stupid whitey")
by white trash from SWHS June 8, 2010
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First Fatal Piss

First Fatal Piss or FFP.
This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again... and again.
Mira: Where's Hetty gone?
Charly: Oh she's having her First Fatal Piss.
*10 minutes later*
Charly: Hey have you seen Hetty?
Mira: Yeah, she had to pee again.
*30 minutes later*
Meg: Hey do you guys know where Hetty is?
Mira and Charly: Yeah she's in the toilet.
by iambethany December 23, 2006
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Finals syndrome

Addiction to coffee, jumbling up words, having jitters and lack of sleep from cramming are common symptoms of Finals Syndrome
Leah: Your purse is totally glantago!
Emma: Huh??
Leah: sorry... just suffering from an acute case of Finals Syndrome.
by Leah Si March 19, 2007
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