good game empire

German pixel game that requires way to much money and time to be good at.

look, it's those virgins that play good game empire.

by BigClapDaddy January 12, 2021

The Ten-Toe Express

Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.

"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."

by Iva Smallsach January 17, 2022

Evil Empire

Wal-Mart, the retail giant.

Wal-Mart is such an evil empire. They crush competition, pay ridiculously low wages, and pass health care costs to their workers. They also make huge contributions to the Rebublican Party.

by kolohe61 December 26, 2005

nigger express

Any food/drink that has a combination of both grape and watermelon flavors.

Jones- I'm getting some blow pops. What flavor do you want?
Wallace- I don't know man. Just grab the Nigger Express.

by Kiril Ishikawa October 4, 2014

Age of Empires

A computer game which requires alot of strategy and takes place in the early "ADs". You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion (AoE: Conquerors) features more civilizations and new units (military personal / technologies). This game makes for a great alternative to masturbation, or can serve as a "timetaker" while your downloads complete.

John: I went to Disney World over break!!!
Dan: I Age of Empires 'd Morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!

by Aliii May 1, 2006

Aerican Empire

The Aerican Empire is a micronation, consisting of the imaginary planet of Verden, the northern hemisphere of Pluto, and 2.91 square kilometers on the surface of Mars. It also claims to own Parrwater, (a lake in Canada,) The Pasture (a random pasture somewhere in the American Midwest), Earth Colony, (a small house in Montreal, Canada,) Psyche, (50 square kilometers of land east of Melbourne, Australia,) Chompsville, (one square kilometer of land somewhere east of Psyche,) and Retsaot Island (a 400 square meter island in the middle of a lake in Ashburton, New Zealand).
The national religion is Silinism, in which the believers worship the Great Penguin, know as the Forsteri. The holy text of this religion is the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Though not widely accepted as a real nation, its citizens are very patriotic, and anyone can become a "citizen" by going to their website (aericanempire.com) and saying that you want to be one.

John claimed to be from Verden, but everyone knew that he lived in his mom's basement. His citizenship in the Aerican Empire did nothing to help his case.

by GT Band August 15, 2010

midnight express

The trains that return to the depot at the end of the night without making any stops to pick up passengers.

I thought there weren't any trains left at this hour, but we're in luck-- here comes one now! Oh fuck it's just the midnight express, god dammit!

by Douglas Young January 26, 2008