a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.

sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.

by brentoss March 10, 2024

The Polish excuse

Using the fact your parents were born in Poland as an excuse to break social etiquette in a way that does not accurately match how the Polish actually act at home.

"In my culture we regularly sick chewing gum onto couches, I'm Polish you cant blame me".
"Ah look at him using the Polish excuse again."

by Niko_D February 9, 2025

Excuse me

You rude asshole

Excuse me Beau? Might not want to stalk me you filthy grot
Go brush your teeth you fucking grot

by PurpleStarr January 29, 2019

Excuse

Something made up to disguise the fact Mike Vrabel is a horrible coach.

Mike Vrabel has an excuse because half the team was hurt, and I really don’t know how to coach.

by Allen C B January 11, 2023

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024

Um, excuse me?

When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.

Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?

by keykodyssey December 6, 2017

Excuse me!

A word said by the legend himself, JIMIN FROM THE MOST POPULAR GROUP BTS

Jimin: h-hey how much is dis
JUNGKOOK: Nono Excuse me!-
Jimin: EXCUSE ME OH HEY YEAH COME ON

by sugacansuckmyjiminsizedpepper June 29, 2018