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putty exam

putty exam 1 is great. I just started community college and this is what the middle-aged geezed instructors do to get young girls to suck up. Only I don't think they use a bell curve (normal distribution) to rescale otherwise they would still come up with objective grading.
"I'll just rescore/regrade this putty exam by giving that hot blonde in my class with big tits in the front row more points so she'll turn in more extra credit if you know what I mean."
by hestia March 11, 2005
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exam

A game played by polititians , the winner gets to kiss Ann Widdecome.
Basically what they have to do is come up with the hardest and most incomprehensible test.
It is judged on the most death threats sent to each polititian.
Oh no! not more Exams
Who's going to send the death threat to Tony Blair this time.
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Washington Examiner-Trump has done 300 things in two years

Normal person- Haha, so stupid
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independent medical exam

Examination of a patient by a doctor employed by an insurance company (e.g. insurance company whore) to second guess a patient's claim. Insurance companies use the term independent to deceive the general public. The examinaitons are not "independent" per se because if a whore fails to deliver the expected goods, the whore gets no more insurance company work. Another cost savings mechanism for an insurer to make million and billions in profits. FIGHT YOUR INSURNACE COMPANY.
The insurance company used their independent medical examination to reduce my claim.
by David Kuczenski Esq August 3, 2007
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examxiety

Exam anxiety.

(From The Doctor, JTV)
John was unable to concentrate due to his examxiety.
by onenineeightsix October 24, 2008
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Exambulance

n. - a vehicle dispatched to an academic institution after a well-prepared, conscientious student "kicks the sh*t" out of a test/quiz/final/midterm. An Exambulance is both staffed and driven by well-trained staff, prepared to both stabilize and resuscitate the A-graded exam.
Someone better call an EXAMbulance, because I just kicked the sh*t out of that midterm!
by matzamafia September 15, 2010
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exasturbate

When one's longstanding and upsetting non-sex life is addressed through masturbation, which, instead of offering relief or escape, exacerbates the situation, by reminding the person he/she is all he he/she has and likely will ever have.
After the supermodel party had ended, Hamish, as always, returning home alone, took matters into his own hand, as always. The production said and done -- looking around at his filth-nest of an apartment, the mountain of unwashed laundry, the tatty Led Zeppelin posters and the soiled sheets -- it provided no relief, proving only to exasturbate the awful finality, the unending and grave awareness of his apparent lot in life.
by McChampers October 20, 2011
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