what is this i dont even

Internet meme used to indicate confusion.

Random dude: hey gaiz i jus cught diglet snorlax went boom ate too much kickz lolz

Other dude: what is this i dont even

by ryanxwonbin October 16, 2008

that didn't blow my mind or even my nose

Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.

To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.

by I, Wreckerrr April 30, 2017

everto ex machina

The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.

"Damn, Sam Jackson totally got the Everto Ex Machina in Deep Blue Sea."

by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

Do you even English

A phrase used to question one's English skills after speaking terrible language.

Person who defined this word: "Speaking terrible language "
Reader: Do you even English?

by ThaSwaggerMuffin September 7, 2016

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

erentard

A man that is conviced he is always right but actually he always misses

erentard: says something thats not true
Everybody: you missed bro

by Bald Goku 19 February 17, 2021

evetta

Beautiful, Russian pussycat who also answers to the name Catwoman.

Evetta has no time for small talk and enjoys meeting interesting people who are inspiring and creative. She's hard to get close to, but if you do Evetta is the most loyal companion.

Evetta is the best friend I could ever ask for.

by Kitten09 March 16, 2014