english honors

Hell. You'll think you can handle it, and you'll do well in the class but the bags under your eyes and desperation for sleep with say otherwise.

English Honors teacher: Class, I am assigning a reading to be done independently. Its from page 103- 253 and it's due tomorrow.

Class: *zombie-like moans*

by a_student January 5, 2016

English major

Defined as "trash that doesn't get you a job" by non-English majors

Jimmy: english majors are gonna be jobless, man
Tom: bruh how do you know that? Wasn't your major business?
Jimmy: I just know
Tom: how
Jimmy: shhhhhh I just know
Tom: bruh

by I AM SARCASM January 3, 2021

English Toy Spaniel

A small lap dog. That is better than any cavalier. They are very rare and expensive. Many executives buy these dogs as family pets. They are not widely known and are like a diamond dog. They love to be with their owners and tolerate children. Probably the best small dog you can get. There are only a handful in the U.S.A. They are well known in the UK as the "Queen's Loyal Companion". They are also known as a King Charles Spaniel. NOT A CAVALIER!

That white man in the Rolls-Royce had a English Toy Spaniel in his passenger seat.

by EnglishToySpaniel July 15, 2009

english-teachered

The process of you thinking your English essay is the best you have ever done and then you're teacher find over 100 mistakes with it.

Mate what did u get for the essay internal?

I got a Achieved.
What, you said u would get top marks.
It got English-teachered...

by A student 2410 March 2, 2017

English Bicycle

A deviant sexual act involving two males and one female. One male inserts his member into the female's oral cavity, while the other male takes her up the poop. The female simultaneously rotates her arms and legs vigorously in a futile attempt to pedal away.

"Yo bro, let's see if Savannah (or any female name) will let us give her the old English Bicycle."

or

"Me and Peter (or any male name) just English Bicycled the tits off that Mexican chick."

by StephenGlandsberg69 April 21, 2009

English Teacher

A nasty bitch who purposefully gets pregnant to wag school and smoke blunts while students have to deal with a cunt of a relief teacher for months.

"Jesus, Mrs. Stevenson is such an English Teacher, What A Nasty Bitch" "IKR, I Heard She A Prossie Downtown for the state housing gang"

by Captain Fuck Knuckle August 18, 2022

English Cookie

Someone you think is hot who is English ... they have to be English or else it will not work.

Phwoar, (s)he's an english cookie!!

by KayJ May 19, 2008