He was born to Donna phitts. But he was taken and used as a way for Bryce Tankthrust(aka CEO) to get a heart. Every time she needs a new one, she creates a new Elmer. The oldest Elmer is the wisest.
by Bladukeboi October 6, 2019
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by Potato4777 November 4, 2019
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When the sudden urge to jizz is so overwhelming that you have to stop everything and have an emergency wank
Jesus Christ. I was at McDonald's drive-thru earlier when I had to abandon the car and run into the disabled toilets for an emergency wank. It was like I was possessed
by Mrrobot7891 August 7, 2020
Get the Emergency wank mug.A cool youtuber who is a god yes GOD at everything. No one can define its coolness because he is so cool that even cool would not mess with him.
by zzzitsnotme September 5, 2020
Get the EmberFlyWeight mug.A lovely name for a lovely, lovely, lovely young man. This name is the only one in the world. The person who owns this name currently resides in the Philippines.
by Emer Joe June 7, 2021
Get the Emer Joe mug.Emerald News - is a channel made by Emerald on the UTMP discord server that replaced Onlin News after Onlin decided to give his channel away.
So far he posted a very few amount of news in the past few month but there is nothing that can do something about that.
So far he posted a very few amount of news in the past few month but there is nothing that can do something about that.
User1 - It used to be Gerry News, than Onlin News, now Emerald News? Whats next???
User2 - Markiplier News!
User2 - Markiplier News!
by 5L1M3 January 27, 2022
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1. An unexpected and usually dangerous health related situation that calls for immediate action.
2. A patient requiring urgent and immediate medical attention
3. An occurrence or condition which prevents one from being capable of performing the duties of their job and/or living because of impending threat to their visual acuity, extremity locomotion or core autonomic respiratory and circulatory functions (aside from a severe case of Crying Baby Syndrome CBS)
In short: LIFE, LIMB or EYESIGHT
If you do not meet one of the definitions above, your situation is NOT an emergency and can wait until the primary care provider's office opens. Additionally, if you had the time to read this entire sign, you are most likely not an emergent patient.
1. An unexpected and usually dangerous health related situation that calls for immediate action.
2. A patient requiring urgent and immediate medical attention
3. An occurrence or condition which prevents one from being capable of performing the duties of their job and/or living because of impending threat to their visual acuity, extremity locomotion or core autonomic respiratory and circulatory functions (aside from a severe case of Crying Baby Syndrome CBS)
In short: LIFE, LIMB or EYESIGHT
If you do not meet one of the definitions above, your situation is NOT an emergency and can wait until the primary care provider's office opens. Additionally, if you had the time to read this entire sign, you are most likely not an emergent patient.
*Frantic knocking on door*
Medic: "It's 0236. What's the medical emergency?"
Random Whiner: "Doc, I've got a bad cough and I stubbed my toe..."
Medic: "You... Cough. . . Toe. . ."
*Grabs weapon, chambers round*
Random Whiner: "Erm..." *runs away quickly*
Medic: "Feelin better now, eh?"
Medic: "It's 0236. What's the medical emergency?"
Random Whiner: "Doc, I've got a bad cough and I stubbed my toe..."
Medic: "You... Cough. . . Toe. . ."
*Grabs weapon, chambers round*
Random Whiner: "Erm..." *runs away quickly*
Medic: "Feelin better now, eh?"
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
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