Evan

Just so happens to be the sexiest man alive! he's the awesomest guy in the whole world, i mean, i if i was lucky enough to touch him, maybe his sexiness would rub off onto me... damn im soo jealous

name1- HI name2! wow, you look positively Evan! I LOVE YOU!

name2- I know, i know, but i have a girlfriend... nice try though

name1- *runs away and cries in a corner*

by undecided_so_far October 20, 2008

evander holyfield

the man who knocked out mike tyson

Evander holyfield got a TKO on iron mike!

by vanillqa midget August 20, 2006

Evangeline

An amazing, beautiful person. Brown hair, blue eyes. Tall, with grace and elegance. The bestfriend you could ever have. Caring, loving and truthful. A person you will remember for all your life for her selflessness and her kindness.

She is such an Evangeline.

by eviee:) June 1, 2011

Evan Longoria

The best Longoria!

Evan Longoria=.294 BA, 22 HR, 104 RBI

by Alessio #24 December 8, 2010

evangeliban

Slang for the American "Taliban", evangelical fundamentalist bible thumpers.

An evangeliban is a hard right Christian who demands federal and state bans on abortion, same-sex marriage, repeal of affirmative action and hate-crime laws because of their religious views.

by Kinsm November 23, 2014

Evan Afton

The kid from fnaf

Michael:

Hey Brother Evan Afton

Evan: Stfu Asshead

by MrCockAnBalls March 1, 2021

Evan

Without a doubt the coolest person in the world. Incredibly sexy, awesome hair, smells great, super friendly, and awesome. He is the man you want to meet and you can find him on myspace. Evan loves everyone.

Girl 1: " So describe what he was like!"
Girl 2: " He was so Evan, it was amazing."

by evan973nj June 24, 2009