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Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses
Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍
by CanOfToast July 7, 2022
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inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses

Some not very good excuses.
"Like it says on the board, inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses means they're not very good excuses."
by ThatRandomPersonYouWalkedPast September 17, 2022
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excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.
Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.
by tex May 24, 2004
mugGet the excuses are like assesmug.

Excuse me

Excuse me Beau? Might not want to stalk me you filthy grot
Go brush your teeth you fucking grot
by PurpleStarr January 29, 2019
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that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.
yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy
by Marty5 April 7, 2013
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Excuse

logic that leads to doing less work that you know you should be doing for superior moral reasons anyway
Example:
"I dont want to work today because I have neckpain"

Ok, you should probably still do it and fix your neckpain later as best as you can.

What is not a valid excuse? This is where the 'moral' bit comes into play.
Technically the old definition would call this an excuse too:
"I dont want to kill those 15 starving children because I dont like killing".

But a real excuse in my humble opinion is an excuse only when you duck out of doing something that would be the *right* thing to do - something you should be doing for a higher purpose.
by Hali1256 April 2, 2018
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Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023
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