dusty coloradan

When you date an old lady who recently had hip surgery so when you go back to her place, you can raid the medicine cabinet for her percocet.

I’m combing the nursing homes with plans for a late night Dusty Coloradan.

by DarkDan911 August 11, 2019

Dusty Uncle

A dance in which your arms go limp, you lean your head back and flail your torso left and right. Made popular by Dane Cook.

The crowd chanted with glee, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle.

by VaguelyVaginal May 13, 2010

dusty wrinkle

A pussy that has not had a good fucking in a while!

That chick hasn't been fucked in over a year her snatch is like a dusty wrinkle

by A.a.ron t man December 27, 2014

Dusty Dragon

While fucking a senior citizen from behind, you set his/her oxygen supply on fire during the climax.

Timmy's Grandma received severe burns while filming a Dusty Dragon scene.

by Fearless Freak July 13, 2019

Dusty Arnold

Puttin cinnamon on a girls vaginal area and pounding it till it feels like sand paper

I did a dusty arnold with brittany and she cried

by Dusty Arnold May 9, 2015

Dusty Book

A Woman's Vagina

Last night I met up with Ellen to revise and I got my head right down into her dusty books.

I went to eat her out and it was like a pile of dusty books

by ChalkyF June 5, 2010

Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014