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drive-by chat

When someone initiates sending an instant message chat then never replies to your reply
My older relatives occasionally hit me with drive-by chats on Facebook too! If only all Baby Boomers would learn that chatting is meant to be conversational and not one-way like a postcard.
by TheInfovore June 11, 2010
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Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.
"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."
by DJ Captain Airplane April 19, 2010
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Driver's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and contrition the morning after you tooled home in your death-mobile after you clearly had too much to drink.
man I'm having some major driver's remorse today. glad I didn't kill someone. or did I?
by Flex44 October 31, 2010
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drive dive

When a man goes down on a female while she is driving an automobile. Similar to road head but the female is driving and the male is eating her out
Ashley: "I really hope that Brandon decides to drive dive tonight on the way home! I haven't had a boy go down on me in a while"
by SerendipitousCowboy July 17, 2015
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Driver Loop

The Driver Loop is where you stack many loops upon each other to create a huge sounding piece of music. The loops must also be of similar instrumentation. For example, saxophone and more saxophone.
Sam: Hey, what you making George.

George: I am making a driver loop!
by Pedal Man December 16, 2022
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Bank Drive-thru Lottery

You enter the Bank Drive-Thru Lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. You have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. Often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for a lane to move. These people need to grow some balls and make a decision to enter the Bank Drive-thru Lottery. The most risk involved with the Bank Drive-thru Lottery is getting stuck behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole.
Lost the Bank Drive-thru Lottery this morning. Got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole, and made it thru an entire CD of songs before my turn in line came up. I also managed to get lung cancer from breathing in Bank Drive-thru Asshole's oil-burning fumes.
by mad genius December 8, 2010
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homework drive

Analogous to sex drive, which is your need or level of desire to have sex, homework drive is your level of desire or willingness to do homework at a particular time. Your homework drive can vary greatly, even over short periods of time. Let's say if when your homework drive is peaking you can bang out a 7-pager in a few hours, when your homework drive is low it could take you upwards of 10 hours to finish the same paper.
'C' Student: Dude, can you just let me copy your english homework when you finish... my homework drive is so low right now, there's no chance I do it myself.

'A' Student: Sure thing broski, I'll hit you up later. Just make sure you change the answers around a little bit.
by Mr. Nuts May 16, 2011
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