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diet dollar

a one-dollar bill that is rejected by a snack vending machine (the dollar is forcing you to be on a diet)
Does anyone have change for the vending machine? I've got a diet dollar here
by Jony819 October 5, 2010
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Porn Star Diet

Coke and Cock. Mixed drink containing 12oz of Coca-Cola and 3 shots of Fighting Cock Whiskey.
What are you having?
I'm drinking the Porn Star Diet.
by GenocideRC01 March 15, 2010
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Diet

relatively new phrase added onto major food and beverage products which is synonymous to:

loaded chock full of splenda and impossible to consume because of horrible aftertaste, will make you want more of something that isn't good for you in the first place.

or

foods and beverages whose chief component is air.
by C fua September 4, 2010
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Dried Masturbation

When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.
Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.

Jake: I know, right?

Mike: Yeah, haha.
by Jumbo Jumba June 4, 2009
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dried cum

The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.
I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!
by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016
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Atkins diet

A diet pioneered by Dr. Atkins, in which he emphasizes an extreme reduction in carbohydrates in one's principal diet to lose weight. The person on the diet is required to eat a certain amount of protein a day to help with repairs in musicle mass.

Critics painstakingly try to debunk the Atkins diet as being ridiculous and lame, but the science behind the diet doesn't lie. Since carbohydrates are your body's primary energy source, significantly reducing them causes your body to start burning it's second natural energy source: stored fat. When your body starts doing this, it's in a state called "ketosis." (Not to be confused with ketoacidosis, a dangerous conditions that diabetics can slip into if a certain blood-sugar level isn't maintained.)

Objective studies have shown that, over time, this diet is just as effective as any other diet.

Contrary to what the morons say on here, you ARE restricted in what types of proteins you consume, and you don't TOTALLY eliminate carbohydrates. You're simply eliminating the types that have a high impact on your blood-sugar level.

Furthermore, critics like to argue that consumption of high amounts of proteins and cholesterol while on this program have a detrimental effect on your health. This is almost always untrue. Since you no longer have excess sugar to burn (from your own consumption), your body changes over from a sugar-burning metabolism to a fat-burning metabolism. The excess fat and cholesterol consumed by you is simply burned away.
by Lon May 14, 2005
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Dietrich

A fancy way of saying "mindfuck"
He just wants to mess with you, you know, totally dietrich you!
by rhymeswith January 31, 2009
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