Firehouse Dozen(donuts)

A firehouse dozen is what you ask for at Dunkin Donuts to let the employee know to include a minimal of 3 or more Boston Kreme’s within the dozen to prevent people from fighting over the gem of all donuts. Also many Dunkin locations will add additional jelly’s as well.

Yo Carl, you better not be eating the Boston Kreme!!! I will fight you!
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).

by 2LunchTommy December 7, 2018

Three consonants and a dozen vowels

A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.

Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??

by QuacksO August 16, 2018

Epstein's Dozen

A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14

I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.

by Frenchtard October 19, 2023

swaggers dozen

A numerical amount to describe an abundance of swag.

"Yo how much swag do you got?"
"A swaggers dozen"
swag swagger fuck boy

by archie69 May 4, 2015

Karen's dozen

a dozen is 12, baker's dozen is 13
a mad Karen caused havoc at a store saying that dozen is 50, and since than - "Karen's dozen" = 50

how many burgers did you sell last night, Joe? I sold 3 Karen's dozens (150)

by Leo of the Харків February 5, 2024

Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12

That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes

by KöJøffə January 31, 2016

a worker's dozen

the sexual act of receiving oral sex before ejaculating into a soft-boiled egg (other eggs are available)

1 (with rizz): "wanna catch this a worker's dozen, girl?"
2: "i am contacting the police"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023