douche

Anyone who reads the definition :)

Why are you reading this? You're such a Douche!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,. March 14, 2009

douche

a word for half of something. Ghetto word for deuce meaning 2.

let me get douche of that blunt

by p naz March 13, 2004

douche

To soak or wet something or someone.

Bro, you totally douched me with your frickin beer!

by Alex1 June 16, 2006

douche

*Something I stick up my puss to clean it.
*Can be a person who is pissing you off.
*or a guy who won't fuck you when you want him to.
*WHen your friend buys a shirt that you want and its the last one She is considered a douche.

*your mom when she is pissing you off
*anything you want to call a douche is a douche
*I am HORNY!!!!!

by RedneckHunny92 April 18, 2006

douche

When you find some Pot somewhere and you forgot that you had it.

"Holy Shit man, check it out, i found some douche in my pocket, lets go smoke it..."

by www.the-misc.com March 2, 2004

douche

everyone you dislike or don't care about around you

buddy: dude look! it's John! over there!
you: ughh... that douche... fuckin hate the guy
buddy: word.

by pahk the cah brah! February 24, 2010

douche

The perfect word to describe a waste of oxygen.

Alex Rodriguez is such a douche.

by theoriginalhayls May 27, 2009