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douche

A medical device used by women to lubricate their vagina.

Also it is someone who embodies this device. It is a man (usually) that for some reason gets attention from females despite the fact that he is a jerk to everyone, including the females he gets attention from. Sometimes he may not even know that he is doing it, but most of the time he does and his indifference or assumed indifference is the cause of a level of distaste from his peers, especially other males. He needs not be moronic, attention seeking, or with a self inflated sense of self worth, but most of the time is some combination. He may actually have a good amount of friends, but most of these are women and men who want to be near women. He probably is the subject of mockery behind his back or the subject to bitching about between other males and females in private.
That guy, mike, is such a douche. Why do people even like him?

My vag is so dry.
Girl, you should buy a douche.
by drgnslyr0929 October 7, 2012
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A person who is a complete idiot, devoid of any common sense or social skills and has total disregard for the fact that the entire world knows this.
Dave: That jerkoff who sells shit on TV is a complete douche.

Bob: Who, Billy Mays?

Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.

Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.

Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.
by King RedCroovy September 5, 2013
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That douche Obama is making America nigger-rich.
by Deodexidus October 12, 2013
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(adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.
That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
by jewellstudent February 28, 2014
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A derogatory term used by millennials to refer to those more successful than themselves.
That dude in the Porsche is such a douche. And get a load of that skank with him!
by thepainfultruth August 27, 2015
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'je laver dans use douche '
Or
'You broke a glass again?'
'Yea'
'You douche'
by drowningcat4real April 3, 2015
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Someone who acts like an asshole.
Ben is a real douche.
by Sexy6921 April 17, 2015
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