dogsturbation

When a male dog licks his package until the red rocket appears, with or without ejaculation.

Oh no, Fido, not here! No dogsturbation in front of the mother in law! In your cage NOW.

by erlftex January 8, 2011

dogs balls

Something that is very, very cool.

Have you seen the video of the hunter being attacked by the deer?
Yeah, its the dogs balls.

by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006

dogslew

The past tense form of dogsled

wow he just dogslew all the way across the arctic!

by JOHNNYBOI1111 November 28, 2011

dogostrophe

in the same sense as catastrophe but when a dog is responsible for the problem

what happened to the carpet while I was away and you were housesitting? the dog chewed the carpet, it is a dogostrophe!

by candidclacy September 11, 2012

Dogsire

The desire for the loving companionship and goodness that is dogs.

I'm frozen by dogsire. I haven't pet one in ages!

by Can'tStopDogging April 16, 2013

Dogsplaining

1) The different barks, tail wags and motions a dog uses to get the attention of their owner for food, to go to the bathroom, to go for a walk or to play.

2) The rhetorical questions people ask their dogs using baby talk as they care for them. Of course the dog can't answer, but the talk pleases their owners.

canine, canine crazy, pets , pet parents, dog, puppy, bark, animal, man's best friend, four-legged friend

My golden retriever ran into my room with his leash, he was dogsplaining that he had to poop.

by joecoolthefool June 18, 2016

Dogster

The day that the Christ-pup was raised from the dead, three days after being euthanized by Los Angeles County.

The Dog christers celebrate the holiest day of the year on Dogster Wednesday.

by Galeazzo Ciano May 19, 2018