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dilche

(n.) The combination of dildo and douche. While a douche could cover both primarily vaginal devices, there really is so much more uniqueness to the word dilche.

Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)
President George W. Bush, because of his senselessness and brash stupidity is a douche, yes, but some may say that he's even reached the status of dilche.

Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.

Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.
by ChelsBoi September 13, 2006
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Diche

A clever blend of the words dick and douche allowing you to label a person as both in one convenient and compact package.
SexyladyXXX72: Dude, if you liked that movie you're a stupid dumbass faggot.
Lingleberries: Stop being a diche, GTFO.
by Kavurcen April 26, 2009
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Penile Discharge

pe·nile dis·charge

n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges

That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

see Diseased.
Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.
by Yono July 22, 2004
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Deschaine

Strong or god-like. Immortal or everlasting strength and leadership.
Zeus and Achilles battle their enemies in a deschaine like manner.
by Angelina Jolie/Pitt February 16, 2009
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dichotomy

1. Division into two usually contradictory parts or opinions.
2. Astronomy. The phase of the moon, Mercury, or Venus when half of the disk is illuminated.
3. Botany. Branching characterized by successive forking into two approximately equal divisions.
“the dichotomy of the one and the many” (Louis Auchincloss)
by Robert August 26, 2003
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dishonorable discharge

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.
My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.
by brownbagspecial January 27, 2009
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vaginal discharge

a cum-like fluid that always comes out of the vagina after a girl's first period.
i hate discharge. it ruins my panties & it sucks!
by asian nympho December 4, 2004
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