ding dinner

A microwaveable ready meal. Named for the sound the microwave makes when it's ready to eat.

We couldn't be bothered to cook last night so we made do with a ding dinner.

by tony21 January 23, 2008

karate dinner

"karate dinner" = "ramen noodles".

CAROL: Shane, what do you want to eat?

SHANE: How about some karate dinner? And you could put some frozen peas and some of that leftover chicken in it.

CAROL: Okay.

SHANE: Thanks Sweetheart.

by Kyle Stewartsen February 20, 2009

Like Gerald loves dinner.

To greatly enjoy and probably to excess. An alternative to "Like a fat kid loves cake."

Tiger Woods loves hoes like Gerald loves dinner.

by youknowwho2010 September 8, 2010

Three Dick Dinner

An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.

Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Sock some dingers

To masturbate furiously into a sock.

Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.

by Senor Fluffington October 2, 2019

After Dinner Speech

A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.

Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.

Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.

by KEJIAN March 2, 2009

dinger eggs

Dinger eggs is when you poach eggs (preferred no# 3) insiside a condom.

Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana

by bobbybvb December 22, 2009