Dildo

acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green

Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!

by adhgaerhh March 8, 2009

Alaskan Dildo

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing said condom, and, when having sex in the kitchen, reaching over and grabbing the frozen log out of the fridge and sticking it in your girl's anus.

"Dude, did you hear Cox gave Kateri the Alaskan Dildo in the dorm kitchen? That's what that log was in the freezer!"

by Cap Young November 20, 2007

Dildo Helmet

clearly, a helmet with a dildo on it. useful for dildoing with your head.

"bitch, strap on yo dildo helmet and dildo the hell outta that ho!"

by kokoXcore November 4, 2008

dildo brigade

(noun)
a) a large quantity; an obscene unitary amount of something

(literally)
a)a large group and/or team, each of whose members brandish a large, plastic phallus

i found a dildo brigade of used condoms under my girlfriend's bed

by Erich the Great May 22, 2008

dildoid

1. A spiked dildo.

2. A spiked,studded, or crenellated dildo, used in bondage type engagements in professional pornogrophy.

3. An extremely uncomfortable didlo or sex toy.

"Did you see that video with the dildoid scene? that was fucked up!"

by eee chow dung May 1, 2009

Dildo Ranch

The Dildo Ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. The Dildo Ranch Offers affordable prices on new (and used) dildos. But there's a catch... To get into The Dildo Ranch one must prove his worth... A small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you... Not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student I.D.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) Only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student I.D. discount)

Cheers!

"Have you ever been down to the dildo ranch?"

"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"

"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"

"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"

"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"

by Scoots and friends July 8, 2009

Dildo bits

Pointy pieces of candy in wich come in special bags

I went to the store and they had dildo bits in the window

by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017