Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,
by de la May 13, 2021
Get the Dick on deskmug. A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.
by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021
Get the Articulated Desk Lampmug. Have sexual intercourse with a co-worker.
by ComradeDoge August 19, 2020
Get the Clear desksmug. That one coworker who spends more time under the bosses desk than they do anywhere else. This individual will complain about everyone being cry babies but will be the first one to cry to management or the union hall with any disagreement.
by Bigsexy5 March 4, 2023
Get the desk dwellermug. The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.
by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019
Get the Service deskmug. by hI121 October 25, 2010
Get the Crap deskmug. In a desk group at school you vote for the president vice president and caretaker/maid. A desk president makes all final decisions of the desk group.
by IM THE CARETAKER April 24, 2019
Get the Desk Presidentmug.