Deske

That one person/object you devote your entire existence to.

OBI4AM TE DESKE

by rejina February 04, 2021

Dropped Desk

1. The act of skeeting.

He just dropped desk on her.

by Droppin' Desk All Night February 10, 2009

Dice, key, desk.

Daisuki-desu. Japanese for 'I love you'.

"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "

"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"

"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"

sus

by Blue and Grey November 05, 2021

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022

Desk Pie

A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.

Chopsey was often spotted with a desk pie on display, riling up other members of the office.

by Hausco September 15, 2022

Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

by Mary Petersen March 06, 2019

fish desking

The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.

Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!

by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 09, 2022