Denver

The only city where it can be 101 degrees out with a winter storm warning in effect for a blizzard coming through tomorrow. Every city seems to claim the "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes", but in Denver it is actually true. It is called the mile high city for more than one reason.

Daniel: Damn, It's 101 out, I'm sweating so much, Denver is wack bro, it shouldb't be this hot in march
Mikey: Well its gonna be -11 tomorrow and 3 feet of snow
Daniel: Not again

by guythatlivesindenverlmao July 24, 2021

Denver slip

When you go down on “wonan” and your tongue slips and hits a wiener.

Dude 1: how’d you find out Debbie has a penis?
Dude 2: I fell victim to the Denver Slip.

by Dslip May 25, 2024

Crystals Denver Dojo

A place where spiritual growth, enlightenment, boundless love and limitless abundance starts. A cozy space with a fabulous sofa. A place where Crystal will find the next level of her journey that will also be designed by Rachel Rice.

Crystals Denver Dojo has the best vibes. What a fabulous little crabby corner.

by Rricecakes January 24, 2022

denver

a selfish person who lies a lot. is often lovely at first but don't believe a word that a denver tells you. Usually their mums just don't respect them enough to call them an actual human name.

girl one: oh i think my boyfriend is cheating on me.
girl two: oh really, he must be a denver!

by 123abc! November 22, 2021

Denver water pipe

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.

Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.

Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!

by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025

Denver, IA

A small town located in between Waterloo and Waverly. Most of the populace work in other towns, as the "city" has an area of 1 square mile. The population is roughly 1,000. It is home to several sports fields, two restaurants, a bar, and a single cemetery.

I wish I didn't live in Denver, IA. It's so small.

by insanity2.0 February 28, 2011

Denver Broncos Fan

Someone who has incurable Stockholm Syndrome and/or a disturbing lust for self torture.

Everyone please pray that the Denver Broncos Fan may be able to find true peace

by Fire Vance Joseph October 10, 2023