deer lease coffee

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

by Taosboyz August 28, 2021

The D Gold-damer

When in a moment of sexual experimentation a woman (or man) can constrict the blood flow or urine flow to their partners penis with any object made of gold (white gold will also work). this could be tying the penis off with a gold bracelet or neacklace, it could be smashing a golden ring around a penis that is too small to fit, or it could be just loading the penis with broaches and hat pins. The result of the act is a beautiful purple hued throwbing, possible bleading, member (which can be very attractive to your parnter... if there in to that :-/

Jeff: Oh ya give it to me baby!
Danea: seriously you want me to what ever do the D gold-damer?
Jeff: ya what ever that is...

Later on..

Jeff: wow I regret that!

Dana: there is blood every where!

Example 2.
KC: So i gave this dude a D gold damer and when he came his dick exploded.

Danea: Ya I also gave the D gold damer and Jeffs penis fell off after we both passed off before we remember to un wrap the chain around his dick. ooops

Aron: I cant believe you girls are giving guys D gold damers. I always stick to the cosby sweater or at least the mexican avalanche

by Mathesius the Bold October 30, 2011

deerfield

One of the most highly selective boarding schools in the nation. An acceptance rate of less than 18% sets it apart from most other prep schools. Rival, Choate Rosemary Hall accepts all walks of life with a shamefully high rate of 28%.

Congratulations... You were accepted to Deerfield, that is quite a feat.

by TruthAboutAdmissions January 5, 2008

Deemer

An idiot. Someone who fucks up all the time and never succeeds in life. Deemer's generally fail at life, over and over again, yet never realize it.

"Hey man, I heard Mackenzie got pregnant again, even after she took 9 weeks of that Abstinence course."
"What a deemer!"

by Connor Dui April 17, 2008

Deer Park

A small suburb in Ohio. There's nothing really to do there and many of the towns and other surburbs around them, who are rich by the way, look down on them. All their sports team suck. The only thing they have that is good is their marching band.

I'm leaving Deer Park as soon as I can.

by A Sad Girl From Deer Park September 15, 2010

Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V

This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!

by Freddie.V February 9, 2005

deerfield light

The Delbarton School, an all boys day school that wishes it was a boarding school in New Jersey.

" Hey look, he's got a green hat with a big D on it, do you think he goes to Deerfield?"
"Nah, this is New Jersey, he goes to Delbarton."
"Whats that?"
"Deerfield Light."

by Agamemnon84 May 9, 2005