decafecate

To evacuate one's bowels after a triple espresso.

I decafecated just this morning in Starbucks.

by Randy Randerson November 29, 2013

Half dubs dece

Abbreviation of "halfway decent," meaning good, okay, or all right, often when there was a lower expectation. Somewhere between clutch and meh.

Joe: What'd you think of Avatar?
Suzy: It was half dubs dece, though the Pocahantas shit was a little overdone.
Joe: Fuck you I thought it was da shit.
Suzy: Totes whatevs. Wanna get some chicken selects?

by tinydanzor January 14, 2010

December 1st

This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier that has just completed No Nut November. This is the first time your soldier will have nutted in a whole month so make sure your have the most prime picture possible.

Dude! I can’t wait until December 1st because that’s when I can finally bust!

by Jimmony Crickets November 3, 2019

interior decorator

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.

Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

by imadegenerate June 11, 2021

Decalcomania

A real masterpiece written and sung by the legend JUNGKOOK (Jeon Jungkook or 정국, whatever you want lol), you must all listen to it! rn! it's incomplete, we're hoping that JK include it in his mixtape JJK1

Decalcomania, you could search the link in google, if you wanna listen to it.

by Sarra luvs JK April 28, 2021

decorationalisation

Describes the process of attempting to improve the appearance of a room or a house by painting,wallpapering,changing the floorcovering or modifying ornamentation

The realtor (estate agent) explained that given the neglected state of the property,some basic decorationalisation would probably increase the value considerably

by marshallasthefish April 11, 2010

Deckerstar

A ship that will never get in bed together unless hell freezes over

Hey did you see that hell froze over?

Omg! That means Deckerstar finally had sex!

by Lucifannnn June 15, 2019