king dress

a hideous type of dress forced upon young girls who have no say in what they wear. some are velvet, some are floral print. most have bows and lace of most ugliness. called a king dress because one is reminded of the 1700's kings who had lace around their collars resembling a king dress.

dakota fanning has worn many a king dress in her day.

by kingdressanonymous January 15, 2008

dressed to compress

adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.

"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"

by 48104 July 07, 2009

Table Dressing

Noun - A phrase used to describe a person who drops a large amount of crumbs on a table or surface and or the crumbs that were dropped.

When directed towards a person it is most commonly used as "Crumby-Mc-Table-Dressing"

Or

Thanks for the table dressing.

by Ryan1one January 16, 2011

tranch dressing

n.

1. The dumpster milk and effluvium of garbage containers being used for food waste esp. school cafeteria dumpsters which become aggressively nauseating during hot weather.

“Mmm, hot garbage salad with tranch dressing.”

by beardamabobs October 20, 2018

Fully dressed

Something you are not without a smile

Because you're never fully dressed without a smile

by Bekah_O'Brien-Malfoy March 09, 2021

Drew dressing

A horny young boy. Who is skinny like a tree. His voice is raspy like as if a duck smoke ten packs.

Wow that kid is such a drew dressing

by Yarah yensen February 20, 2017

jet dress

A dress that is so short that when a girl bends over in it you can see her cockpit (i.e., her vagina).

First guy: "Man, that girl's dress is really short."
Second guy: "Yeah, she is wearing a jet dress"
First guy: "What's a jet dress?"
Second guy: " A jet dress so short that when a girl bends over in it you can see her 'cockpit' (i.e., her vagina)."

by Aehster April 16, 2016