Cock Doctor

A cock doctor is a qualified wanker, who pulls himself for a living and is far worse than an everyday wanker. They do this naturally and constanly in their behaviour and think that other people are eating up their bullshit. Cock doctor's are egocentric and unaware of themselves.

A guy winking at his own reflection....COCK DOCTOR!

by Mishka81 February 5, 2010

Lid Doctor

Usually referring to a hair dresser and more commonly one who fixes shlids

Wow Donald your shlid is out of control you could do with an appointment at the Lid Doctors

by Skite Train May 9, 2011

Hey, I have a note from my doctor

Said when someone insults you

Person A: You're ugly

Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor

by Skids McGee September 28, 2008

docious

short for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious;can be used as an exclamation with good meaning hot damn! or bad meaning holy shit!.

dude, that song is totally docious

by perfectlyfrank April 13, 2005

Dobio

An angry Canadian who wears turtlenecks, watches that sport with the broom, and drinks maple syrup whilst saving 70-year-old women from drowning.

Earfetish: DOBIO IS GHEY HOMOFAG
Dobio: STFU LOUSER FAGZORS IT'S BANZORAGE TIEM

by WAIDFLUP July 7, 2004

love doctor

A persons well versed in dealing with matters pertaining to relationships or affectionate matters.

M: I don't know what to do with my boyfriend situation, or lack of it. It feels like I've been in a relationship with my cat Oscar for too long
Friend: You should go and see love doctor Mikey, he will sort you out

by Mr_M_ December 8, 2015

pirate doctor

A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.

The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.

by JesseJack November 15, 2007