Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off

"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"

by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018

Desking

The Act of working at a Desk

I earned a lot of money while I was desking today.

by lieningover October 13, 2012

Seoul sitting desk

A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.

My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!

Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.

by Raulcito August 28, 2017

desk chocolate

Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies

I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.

by 4ditor March 5, 2018

Desk Burrito

Desk Burrito
noun

Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:

“Bro I wasn’t missing that Sylvanas kill. Had to desk burrito it. My chair may be ruined, but we got the mount.”

by Deathxxscythe June 24, 2025

Obese desk

For annoying gamers.

You is an obese desk.

by Espaussitous March 12, 2021

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022