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Cursed Man Summer 

The type of summer that those laden with powerful curses from birth have. A cursed man summer typically involves:

-Living in an old mansion/manor in the middle of nowhere, or in a creepy house at the fringes of the neighborhood at the city outskirts, talking to nobody either way
-Not keeping up with any male fashion trends whatsoever
-Staring at the wallpaper, the ceiling, the old-timey furniture, etc… for hours at a time and slowly going insane

-Playing chess against a board commanded by otherworldly spirits
-Hearing bizarre noises every night that you dare not investigate

-Battling demons in your mind 24 hours a day
Reid: I haven’t enjoyed the summer season in three years. Looks like I’m having another cursed man summer.

JJ: Sucks, man.

Cursed_247 

Cursed_247 a corporate businessman who lives in Melbourne Australia
Cursed_247 scammed me out of my money
Cursed_247 by Cursed & Co May 24, 2022

cursedly 

A word describing an action as "cursed"
I dont want to do this too cursedly, otherwise it would be too obnoxious and annoying.
cursedly by rx2ie February 16, 2023

One-Curve 

A girl who is large around the mid section, and instead of having many curves like attractive girls do. She has but one curve at the mid section, starting thin towards the head then gets wider and gets thinner toward the feet.
Dude that girl is such a one-curve!

Oh God! Don't look now the one-curve is coming!
One-Curve by baddleeroybrown September 6, 2010

Umbrella curve 

this nibba curving u hard. Don’t even reply. U lost
“Yo this bitch is annoying af

Umbrella curve her bruh”
“Shit u right, 🌂”
“I’m finna umbrella curve the fuck out of Alena”
Umbrella curve by Ggmoneyyyybb January 14, 2018

California Curve 

Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."

Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."