cursed_davey

cutest mf to walk the earth like its so damn cute

person 1: cursed_davey on tiktok is adorable!
parson 2: i know right?!

by cursed davey July 20, 2021

meat curten

The lips of a females va jj .

Damn girl your meat curten is showen below your shorts.

by whipperwill April 21, 2014

horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

straight or curved

Referring to whether a mans penis is straight, or if it’s curved

Emily: I had sex with Ryan last night
Phoebe: was it straight or curved?
Emily: It was curved

by Isabel perez November 18, 2019

beelzenef the cursed puppet

A cursed puppet with evil powers did i mention that it is a cat puppet. It is owned by Umehito Nekozawa.

I accidentally stepped on Beelzenef the cursed puppet and now im cursed.

by OMG_hentai_69420 April 3, 2020

Cunted

Something one step higher than fucked

-Was Zidane any good at football?
-Oh mate, he was cunted
OR
-Yeah Blue Planet may have been fucked, but Planet Earth was absolutely cunted.

by walking cunt January 13, 2009

curbed

where u pop a head 'preferably a wogs head' on a curb by makin him bite the curb and then stampin on the back of his head. may cause a future of plentyful dentist appointments

OI BITE THE CURB WOG!
u r now gonna be curbed and sold in tins.
Freshly Curbed aiy my favourite hmmm

by =CC= December 1, 2003