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Crystal Palace

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"
by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017
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crystal head

When smoking crystal meth and your partner/significant other or your side butch/dude is giving you head.... duhhh
by Rozak May 24, 2018
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crystal blue perswayze

Any substance that makes you want to either dirty dance or fight like a roadhouse bouncer.
After ingesting a large dose of his favorite crystal blue perswayze, he left the pottery wheel behind and went to a bar, where he ended up severely beating down the jealous ex-boyfriend of a girl he was dancing the lambada with.
by sleepypie September 24, 2018
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Brystalyn

Brystalyn oh Brystalyn that one weird friend in the group...ugly rat she must be dating a chad.her parents probably gave up on naming her if she even has any
Who’s that ugly lookin rat over there...oh that’s probably a BRYSTALYN
by Yogirlkaren April 15, 2020
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Crystal meth hunter

A crystal meth hunter is a gay man who, though not necessarily a drug user himself, seeks out meth-addicted men within the gay community for sex, for the reason that meth addicted men will go much further, sexually, than anyone not addicted to meth.
"Hey, you see that guy cruising the dance floor? He's a crystal meth hunter, only tweaker dudes will do the perverted things he likes.
by MakingItReal March 7, 2021
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Crystalbitchology

The study of rocks
Jess daydreams in school about the giant amethyst at the center of the universe which is her way of manifesting more energy to put towards her addiction to jerking off rocks. Logic is her kryptonite and the energy from her tiny rock collection will endlessly pull her deeper into the hole of crystalbitchology until one day, when she wakes up... and decides to not be retarded
by Gymbro69 April 23, 2021
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crystal Rose

The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.
Are you going to Crystal Rose's party? There will be all kinds of love and treats.
by Candyberry518 June 6, 2021
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