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Crystalbitchology

The study of rocks
Jess daydreams in school about the giant amethyst at the center of the universe which is her way of manifesting more energy to put towards her addiction to jerking off rocks. Logic is her kryptonite and the energy from her tiny rock collection will endlessly pull her deeper into the hole of crystalbitchology until one day, when she wakes up... and decides to not be retarded
by Gymbro69 April 23, 2021
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